Face tattoos aren’t the end of the world anymore. It used to be that if you had a face tattoo, your life options were limited to the klink or the hustle. Nowadays, you can even see basic white girls at Coachella with dream catchers permanently etched beside their ears. Still, some people believe there are no good face tattoos. I can’t speak for everyone, but I can say there are no good face tattoos on this list. Only terribly trashy ones.
I totally believe him now.
Sigh. I feel like you need a hug, honey.
You’re right. It makes you look so manly.
I’d like to sincerely apologize for whatever went wrong in your life.
Harry Potter: You’re doing it wrong.
I think this tattoo gets you free desert for life at Sizzler.
Because you’ll definitely ALWAYS want a toxic energy drink logo on your face.
Do they though?
Did you say “make my eyebrows as bad as my eyeliner?”
It’s actually an homage to the twin she ate in the womb.
You got a tattoo of a beard above your beard because Satan has a beard. I totally get it.
Is that even a tattoo? It’s so realistic! Just kidding. You look stupid.
We can never be friends. Ever.
How’s that working out for you?
Gives new meaning to the term “fresh fade.”
I’m going to be blunt: this is a stupid tattoo.
Oh! Sucks to be you, bro. Also 2010 called…
Family tradition of trashy face tattoos?
The crazy eyes pretty much tell us what we need to know. But thanks for being clear.
It’s OK because his other cheek actually says “I respect women.”
I kind of want to sniff you. Is that weird?
I bet he gets all the ladies! Or dudes. We don’t judge.
He should also get one that says “irony.”
Well. You, too. Buddy. You too.
Yeah “warrior” is not what comes to mind…
Does it say “Brrr” on the cone? Okay…
We get it. Your mixtape is fire.
Scribbling out your existence. That’s really deep, man. I’d love to read some of your poetry.
I want everyone to know where I’m from. And also that I can’t grow facial hair.
I’m not sure what to swoon over first — the scribbled eyebrows or the blown out kiss.
I’m not even sure what’s happening here — can we get a life do-over please?
Go big or go home?
It should really just say “yes, please beat me up.”
You’re a star! (In the nightmare that is your life.)
Whatever you need to tell yourself, guy.
This probably made Drake cry, let’s be honest.
Is this a child? Are those dolphin eyebrows? Wow, dude. Just, wow.
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